Saturday 15 October 2016

Alibaba: “Ladies With K-Leg, Mini Skirts Not For You"



Comedian Alibaba has given a thumbs down to knock-kneed ladies who wear short/mini skirts.

He wrote

"K-Leg is better than none… be content with what you have. But hey while at it, no mini skirts please. Don’t push it. It’s like Having pot belly an wearing body hug. Makawhy?"

HOW TO ASK A LADY OUT FOR A DATE





I'm going to assume you mean in order to TALK to them, not to assault them.  So here is the secret.

Crazy, right?  Try it.  If you have the balls to go up and talk to a random girl, you are confident.  Confidence is a turn-on.  In fact, 75% of the battle is just getting next to her.

The rest is all presentation.

I AM NOT A MAGICIAN, SAYS ZIDANE



Real Madrid boss Zinedine Zidane insists he has never considered himself to be great at his job and stressed he was “not a magician” as he looks to halt a concerning run of form.

Zidane has overseen four consecutive draws in all competitions ahead of Saturday’s away match against Real Betis in La Liga.

MESSI RETURNS AGAINST DEPORTIVO



Lionel Messi is ready to make his comeback from injury against Deportivo La Coruna on Saturday, Barcelona head coach Luis Enrique has said.

SALES OF TWO AIR CRAFT NOT ENOUGH



FACED with an economy in a tailspin and a citizenry impatient for a turnaround in their fortunes, a reluctant President Muhammadu Buhari has been forced to put up for sale two out of the 10 aircraft in the Presidential Air Fleet. On Monday, the Presidency also handed over two helicopters in the fleet to the Nigerian Air Force to aid its operations in the North-East. According to one of his aides, Garba Shehu, the decision was influenced both by the President’s election campaign promises and the need to cut down on waste.

WIFE IN THE KITCHEN REMARK: BUHARI IS ONLY JOKING-- AIDE



The Senior Special Assistant to the President on Media and Publicity, Garba Shehu, on Friday said President Muhammadu Buhari was only joking with his remarks that his wife, Aisha, belongs to the kitchen and other room.

FG PLANNING TO SHUT DOWN SHOPRITE AND OTHER SUPERSTORES



The Federal Government, through its National Biosafety Management Agency, has issued a seven-day ultimatum to retail store giants, Shoprite and Next Cash ‘N’ Carry to withdraw any product that contains Genetically Modified Organisms from their shelves or risk a total shutdown.

LICENSE ILLEGAL REFINERIES, REP TELLS FG



A member of the House of Representatives, Mr. Ehiozuwa Agbonayinma, has said that instead of destroying illegal refineries in the Niger Delta, the Federal Government should license and regulate them.

DELTA COMMUNITY ISSUES 14- DAYS ULTIMATUM TO CHERON



The people of Okoyitoru community in Gbaramatu Kingdom, Warri South West Local Government Area of Delta State, have threatened to drag Chevron Nigeria Limited to court over its operations that had almost washed away the community landmass.

Okoyitoru, one of the host communities to Chevron’s Makaraba field, which currently produced 29,000 barrels of crude oil daily, is on the verge of being washed off due to years of oil

ALLERGED SEX SCANDALS: REPS TO SUE US GOVERNMENT FOR $1 BILLION DAMAGES



The three members of the House of Representatives exonerated of the sexual misconduct allegations levelled against them by the United States Government are set to file a $1bn suit against the latter and its agents.

They are House Deputy Chairman, Committee on Petroleum Resources (Upstream), Mr. Terse Mark-Gbillah (Benue); Mr. Samuel Ikon (Akwa Ibom); and Mr. Mohammed Garba-Gololo (Bauchi).

A former US Ambassador to Nigeria, Mr.  James Entwistle, had accused the three lawmakers of committing the alleged misconduct during a visit to his country last April for a leadership training programme, prompting the Nigerian legislature to call for an investigation.

The House had exonerated the lawmakers on Tuesday after a report by its Joint Committees on Ethics/Privileges and Foreign Relations found no wrongdoing on their part.

It will be recalled that the narrative changed in favour of Mark-Gbillah, Garba-Gololo and Ikon after the Minister of Foreign Affairs, Mr. Geoffrey Onyeama, appeared before the committees on July 21 to testify that the US did not produce any concrete evidence to prove the allegations.

Entwistle failed to appear before the committees, while a female maid, who alleged that Garba-Gololo “grabbed” her, also declined to testify.

Speaking on the outcome of the investigation, Mark-Gbillah disclosed that the three lawmakers would immediately institute a legal action against their accusers in the US.

Mark-Gbillah, who spoke for the three lawmakers, stated that the US Government, Entwistle, the Marriot Hotel, the US Embassy and their agents would be sued for damages.

This will be in addition to demanding what he called “internationally-published apology.”

He expressed regrets that they would be unable to visit the US physically to file the suit because their visas, which were withdrawn in the wake of the “false allegations”, had not been restored.

Mark-Gbillah gave details of the steps the members would take, saying, “We won’t let the matter go like that because our reputation has been defamed internationally and there is also the cancellation of our visas to consider, a decision that has still not been reversed.

“In the American archives, the records have not been set straight. As a matter of fact, this has already affected the members of one of our families.

“We will be seeking legal redress in the US; we are going to take the hotel to court, the Marriot Hotel, the parent brand, the place we stayed (in the US). We are going to take the (former US) ambassador himself and the US State Department, who are his employers to court. We are going to be taking the local organisers of the programme to court as well.

“We will be seeking among other things, an internationally-published apology to us as individuals, to the National Assembly and to Nigeria by the US Government.

“We are going to be seeking damages from all concerned parties and right now, we are looking at suing in the region of $1bn.

“Already, contacts have been made with various law firms in the US. We want to use a very reputable law firm.

“You can now see that the revocation of our visas is now hindering our ability to visit the US physically to do the ground work. We are liaising with our lawyers via email messages and telephone calls.

“The lawyers will still advise us on whether to ask for damages of up to $10bn because the damage they did to us can’t be quantified in financial terms
Garba-Gololo was unable to be reach for comments, but Ikon confirmed that Mark-Gbillah spoke for the group.

“Mark-Gbillah is our spokesperson. Whatever he has said is what we are going to do.

“For me, there is no comment again,” he added.

The House committees made three recommendations to the session, which was presided over by the Deputy Speaker, Mr. Yussuff Lasun.

It read, “That Hon. Mohammed Garba Gololo, Hon. Mark Terseer Gbillah and Hon. Samuel Ikon are cleared of and exonerated from the allegation

WE ARE WORKING ON THE RELEASE OF MORE CHIBOK GIRL, SAYS BUHARI



President Muhammadu Buhari has expressed optimism on the release of more of the kidnapped Chibok girls, after 21 of them were freed by Boko Haram, following more than two years of captivity.

Speaking at a joint press conference with the German Chancellor Angela Merkel on Friday in Berlin, President Buhari said negotiations will continue until all the girls secure their freedom.

LADY DRAGS A LAGOS- BASED IRISH MAN BEFORE POLICE FOR INFECTING HER WITH HIV



Tears streamed down the face of 31-year-old Blessing (not real name) as she narrated how her whirlwind romance with a 67-year-old Irish construction worker in Lagos, ended in her getting infected with HIV.

For Blessing, her pain was not just because she had got the virus but that the man, she identified simply as Jim, even intensified his sexual intercourse with her after he learnt of his status more than two years ago.

Blessing walked into the Area F Police Command, Ikeja on Thursday, inconsolable to report

FRESH MONEY LAUNDERING CHARGES AGAINST FANI KAYODE



The Economic and Financial Crimes Commission has filed fresh money laundering charges against a former Minister of Aviation, Mr. Femi Fani- Kayode.

The fresh charges were filed before the Federal High Court in Abuja.


BUHARI'S REPLY TO WIFE ALLEGATION



In his reaction to his wife’s BBC interview, President Muhammadu Buhari on Friday said Aisha belonged in his kitchen, and did not have any right to question his leadership.

Friday 14 October 2016

It's Time To Check Governor Fayose Into A Mental Facility

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Ayodele Fayose who is the Governor of Ekiti State, keeps breaking his own records for the silliest comments ever made, this side of the Atlantic.

Amber Rose Shows Of Her Famous Bum While Wearing Transparent Leggings


TV Personality, model and actress Amber Rose suffered a wardrobe malfunction flashing her underwear via see through leggings as she headed to Dancing With The Stars rehearsals on Thursday.

Nigerians React To Aisha Buhari’s Comments

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The First Lady, Aisha has warned her husband, President Muhammadu Buhari that she may not back him at the 2019 election unless he shakes up his government. Aisha in an interview with the BBC said,“The president does not know 45 out of 50, for example, of the people he appointed and I don’t know them either, despite being his wife of 27 years.”

I MAY NOT SUPPORT YOU IN 2019 ELECTION, AISHA TELLS BUHARI



The First Lady, Aisha has warned her husband, President Muhammadu Buhari that she may not back him at the 2019 election unless he shakes up his government.

Aisha in an interview with the BBC said, the president does not know most of the top officials he has appointed.

GAY COUPLE ARRESTED OVER FACEBOOK PHOTO...SEE WHAT THEY DID TO THEM



An Indonesian gay couple has been arrested after a photo on Facebook of the men kissing sparked anger, police said Friday, in the latest move against the country’s homosexual community.

There has been a growing backlash against gay people in the world’s most populous Muslim-majority country this year, with government ministers and religious leaders lining up to denounce them.


Three Dies As custom And Smugglers Clash



No fewer than three persons were shot dead and others injured when Customs officers clashed with suspected smugglers at the Alakuko area of Lagos.

It was gathered that some Customs officers from Federal Operations Unit, Zone A’ were chasing suspected smugglers, who were conveying rice in a truck.
The Customs officials allegedly shot at the vehicle, killing three persons.

FG Releases Names Of Freed Chibok Girls

The names of the 21 Chibok girls who were released on Thursday have been made public by the Federal Government See full list below:

Why Senate Passed Bill To Extend JAMB Result Validity

The Senate Has extended the validity of the Unified Tertiary Matriculation Examination  result conducted the Joint Admissions and Matriculation Board from one year to three years.

Girls’ release diversionary, Fayose tells FG

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The Ekiti State Governor, Mr Ayodele Fayose, however, described the celebration of the release of 21 Chibok girls by the Federal Government as diversionary.

We’ll Continue To Secure Nigerians, Buhari Says

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The President of Nigeria Muhammadu Buhari And  his administration have vowed to continue to protect the right of the citizens wherever they were  He said.

Tears As Freed 21 Chibok Girls Meet VP Osinbajo

There were strong indications on Thursday that the Federal Government freed some top Boko Haram commanders for the 21 Chibok girls, who were released by the insurgents at Banki, a border town between Nigeria and Cameroon.

Thursday 13 October 2016

David Ibiyeomie Engifts His Members With Brand New Hyundai Cars (Photos)



Pastor David Ibiyeomie of Salvation Ministries church today gave out brand new Hyundai cars to some of his church members.

See more photos of the cars and the overly excited members.

Aisha Buhari's Interview: BBC Rejects Pressure From Presidency, Dogara & Daura





The Hausa Service of the BBC is defying presssure from the Presidency and National Assembly trying to stop it from airing the controversial interview the wife of the president, Aisha Buhari, granted it.

See How Nigeria Swapped 21 Chibok Girls For 4 Boko Haram Commanders



Jihadist group Boko Haram has released 21 of the more than 200 kidnapped Chibok schoolgirls held since April 2014 in a prisoner swap deal with the Nigerian government, local sources said Thursday.

Names And Photos Of Some Of The 21 Chibok Girls Released By Boko Haram



Sarareporters has obtained the names of some of the 21 Chibok girls released by Boko Haram today in a deal carried out by the Nigerian Department of State Security (DSS) and supported by the Swiss government.

Lagos Government Kick Off Clean-up Of Waterways (Photos)



Lagos State Governor, Mr. Akinwunmi Ambode on Thursday begun the process of ridding the State’s waterways of debris and hyacinth, with the view to boost water transportation and positively scale up activities relating to the waterways.

See Fayose In Military Outfit

The Governor of Ekiti State Ayodele Fayose step out on military 'camo', arriving Erelu Angela Adeniyi-Adebayo Motherless Babies' Home where he is to commission blocks of class rooms donated to the centre by his wife Mrs. Feyisetan Fayose on Thursday. 

Here Are The Search Warrants DSS Used In Raiding Homes

Cross section of Nigerian Judges

Fresh reasons have emerged with respect to the arrest and detention of certain judges by the DSS.

FG Denies Reports Of Swap Deal To Secure Release Of 21 Chibok Girls


The Minister of Information and Culture, Lai Muhammad, at a press conference in Abuja today denied reports that the Federal Government swapped four high profile Boko Haram militants to secure the release of the 21 Chibok school girls as reported by Sahara Reporters.

Chelsea Midfielder Loses Mum To Cancer

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Willian’s mum died at the Syrian-Lebanese hospital after battling a brain tumour for over two and half years.

Abdulmumin Jibrin's Reaction To Rescued 21 Chibok Girls

The suspended lawmaker shared this on his twitter handle this afternoon...

5 SOLID RESISTANCES THAT CAN MAKE YOUR PARTNER BREAK UP WITH YOU

There are  resistances that are very costly when it comes to breaking a relationship apart. The resistance you are going to be facing are as follows:

Resistance 1- Boredom

This one hurts.

Essentially what happened in a relationship here is that your girlfriend got so bored of being with you that she just lost her feelings. I have a buddy who has been with his girlfriend for five years. Yes, you read that right, FIVE YEARS.

Senate To Extend JAMB Examination Validity To Three Years


The Senate on Wednesday resolved to amend the Act establishing the Joint Admissions and Matriculation Board by extending the validity of its Unified Tertiary Matriculation Examination to three years.

THUNDER KILLS 21 COWS IN NASARAWA



The Zonal Secretary, Miyetti Allah Cattle Breeders Association, Nasarawa South, Nasarawa State, Jaafaru Usman, on Thursday said 21 cows had been killed by thunder at Ashige in Lafia East Development Area of the state.

Usman told the News Agency of Nigeria on Thursday in Lafia that the thunder struck on Tuesday morning during a downpour killing all the 21 cows belonging to a herdsman, Malam Bature Lere.

BREAKING: BOKO HARAM FREES 21 CHIBOK GIRLS



Video grab image created on August 14, 2016 taken from a video released on youtube purportedly by Islamist group Boko Haram showing what is claimed to be one of the groups

Why AGF Shuns EFCC, Sends JudgesCases To DSS

The Federal Ministry of Justice decided to forward petitions against judges bordering on alleged corrupt acts to the Department of State Services when the ministry discovered that the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission failed to act on previous petitions as expected.

Declare State Of Emergency On Kidnapping, Reps Tells FG

The House of Representatives on Wednesday called on the Federal Government to declare a state of emergency on kidnapping in the country to curb the escalating cases of abduction, some resulting fatalities.

Patience Won’t Go Scot-Free If Found Guilty, EFCC Says

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The Economic and Financial Crimes Commission on Wednesday vowed that the wife of ex-President Goodluck Jonathan, Patience, will never go scot-free if its investigation against her produces evidence that she was involved in any corrupt practices.

Afe Babalola, Fayose Slam DSS For Raiding Judges

A Senior Advocate of Nigeria, Chief Afe Babalola, and the Ekiti State Governor, Ayodele Fayose, have condemned the Department of State Services for the recent arrests of some judges and raids on their homes.

Arrest Warrant Issued To SSS To Search And Arrest Judges



Wednesday 12 October 2016

Lagos Community Records 30,000 Failed Marriages In 9 Months


More than 30,000 broken and failed marriages were recorded in Badagry area of Lagos State between January and September 2016, an NGO, Family Reloaded Organisation, said on Wednesday.

CBN Suspends 19 Banks From Forex Sale To Bureaux De Chnge



The Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) has suspended all the banks, with exception of First Bank, from selling dollars proceeds of international money transfer services (IMTS) to Bureaux De Change (BDCs).

Goodie Ibru Declares Wanted By EFCC For Alleged Capital Market Fraud And Money Laundering

People Are Causing Divisions Within APC, Aisha Buhari Says

The wife of the President, Aisha Buhari, Have accused some unnamed people of creating divisions among members of the All Progressives Congress.

EFCC South-South Zone Secures 26 Convictions, Recovers Over N1 Billion

The South-South Zonal Head of the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission, Ishaq Salihu, today disclosed that the zone has secured 26 convictions and recorded over a billion Naira recoveries in the last ten months. He made the disclosure at the zone's maiden media briefing in Port Harcourt, Rivers State.

Three Killed In Calabar Cult War



Over 30 suspected cultists reportedly attacked a police patrol team at Eyamba Street, Calabar South Local Government Area of Cross River state at about 9:30p.m on Tuesday, October 11th. "The attack which reportedly claimed the lives of two policemen and one cultists also saw two police patrol vans belonging to Cross River state security outfit, Operation Skolombo burnt" freelance journalist Inyali Peter said.

NYSC Accredited 1,344 out of 4,800 Graduands Of The Obafemi Awolowo University, Ile-Ife

The National Youth Service Corps accredited 1,344 out of 4,800 graduands of the Obafemi Awolowo University, Ile-Ife recommended for the 2016 ‘Batch B’ of the service, an official of the institution has said.

Osinbajo Says FG Will Commence Free School Feeding Programme This Month And Other Promises

Nigeria’s Vice-President Yemi Osinbajo on Tuesday said the government’s free National Home Grown School Feeding programme would start in some states of the federation this month.The programme, which was formally inaugurated on June 9, 2016 by Osinbajo, is part of the Social Investment Plans of the present administration for which N500bn has been budgeted for in the 2016 Appropriation Act.

Guys Remember The FUTA Student Who Bragged About Raping Girls Now Claim Of Being Hacked, Says His Post Was An "Expensive Joke"

The student of Federal University of Technology, Akure (FUTA) who bragged about having raped at least two girls, took to the same Facebook group moments ago to say that the post was all an 'expensive joke'